The Vampire's Bite

"The Vampire's Bite" is a song performed by Lita Rutland.

Lyrics[]

Lita: Gather 'round, hear me now. Listen up, 'cause I vow, there's a vampire roaming the night!

He had wings, and a snout with these fangs hanging out, that can rip and can tear when they bite.

He flew down, from the skies, with those red glowing eyes and he smiled and I knew in a sec.

He had come there for me, 'cause he leaped up in glee. Then he pounced and he bit me on the neck!

Yes, I screamed and cried out 'it's a vampire!'.

I escaped and ran into the light!

I held up one of these, and we all saw him freeze.

Then he shrieked in the night and took off out of sight!

Be advised and be scared, be alert, be prepared, buy this garlic we have here on sale.

Get a charm for you neck, we take card, we take check and ship free, COD through the mail.

How 'bout this vampire spray, it keeps dandruff away, sold in tonic and lotion or mist.

Here, these potions we make, and this big wooden stake at a price that you just can't resist.

We take Mastercard, Visa and Chase, not Discover. We're open 'til nine every night, not on Sunday.

In bulk, any size, then our discount applies.

So invest in the best, bring ID or a check,

And buy one of each, maybe two, what the heck!

You can't be too safe, when protecting your neck,

From the vamp...

The vampire's bite!

*laughs*

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