"Red Herrings" is a song sung by Mystery Inc. and Christian Slater, concerning the identity of the Werewolf. Each of the suspects (the drama teacher, dance teacher, Timmy Thoms, and Simone) also sings.
Christian Slater pointing at suspects.
Lyrics[]
Christian Slater:
Yes, I think it's high time
We got suspects for the crime.
No more with the silly jokes,
Because one of these folks,
Is the Werewolf.
Mystery Inc and Christian Slater:
Yes, it's kippers for breakfast, red herrings for lunch.
They all seem suspicious and we've got a hunch,
That one of these peeps is the bad guy,
Let's find out the truth and see every lie.
Drama teacher (speaking, not singing):
I'm the drama teacher and dancing is wrong,
If I had my way I'd cancel every prom.
Dance teacher:
And I am the teacher, the teacher of dance,
Proms are a disgrace, they're so in your face,
A waste of dance space,
I'd destroy them all, without a trace.
Timmy Thoms:
The name is Timmy, I'm Timmy Thoms,
Christian Slater, he done me wrong,
He went to school here, he became a star,
I'm still living out of my car.
I'm a Slater hater, he makes me frown,
I'm a Slater hater and he's going down.
Simone:
I think we all know were I clearly stand,
If no prom for clowns then all proms are banned! (blows raspberry).
Mystery Inc./and Christian Slater:
So it's kippers for breakfast, red herrings for lunch,
We're all so suspicious and we've got a hunch,
That the Werewolf is sure to be one of these peeps,
As our logic takes leaps,
On theories complex,
For all these suspects,
With our kippers for breakfast, red herrings for lunch.
History[]
Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?[]
Season one[]
It occurred just after Velma Dinkley found a piece of shoe, and Christian Slater appeared to break his right leg in a fall.
Appearances[]
Notes/trivia[]
- This is the third of seven songs sung during The High School Wolfman's Musical Lament!.