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Revision as of 08:59, 31 July 2021
Probably the most famous quote to come out of Scooby-Doo is the "Meddling Kids" line:
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
The line came into being during the first TV series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! In the eleventh episode, A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts, Big Bob Oakley complains "Yes, I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for these blasted kids and their dog!" In season two, the Gang were first called "Meddling" by Professor Wayne in the episode Scooby's Night with a Frozen Fright. And those kids have been regularly meddling ever since!
The line was tinkered with in The New Scooby-Doo Movies, but it wasn't until the fourth episode of The Scooby-Doo/Dynomutt Hour, Watt a Shocking Ghost, when Mayor Dudley put it all together and declared "We would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!"
More recent series have deliberately subverted the line - Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! almost never had the line delivered straight. In Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?, the name of the guest star (and an explanation of their fame), was added to the line.
Below is a list of every moment in the Scooby-Doo franchise where the villain's plans have been foiled and they say the "Meddling Kids" line, or a variation or subversion of it.
Television
Scooby-Doo: Where Are You?
Season 1
- Big Bob Oakley: Yes, I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for these blasted kids and their dog!
Season 2
Scooby's Night with a Frozen Fright
- Professor Wayne: And it would have been mine if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
The New Scooby-Doo Movies
Season 1
- Simon Shakey: I was going to find the secret formula and open my own chicken stands, but those durn kids came along and threw a monkey wrench into my plans.
- Alberto Yes. It would have been a clean job too, if those kids hadn't butted in.
- Gene Haultrey: And I could have gotten away with it if it weren't for you people.
The Haunted Horseman of Hagglethorn Hall
- Duke of Strathmore: And I would have too, if it weren't for you brats!
The Phantom of the Country Music Hall
- Police sergeant: A clever scheme alright. And they'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you.
- Morgan (The Lochness Mess): And it was workin' fine 'til you gang of snoopers came around.
Season 2
- P.J. Peabody: And I'd have succeeded if it weren't for those meddling kids.
- Ghostly strongman: But you kids started snooping around and ruined it for me.
The Scooby-Doo Show
The Scooby-Doo/Dynomutt Hour (The Scooby-Doo Show season 1)
- Red Sparks: Ah, meddling kids!
The Gruesome Game of the Gator Ghoul
- Alice Dovely: It would have been mine if it weren't for you nosy kids.
- Mayor Dudley: We would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
Scooby's All Star Laff-a-Lympics (The Scooby-Doo Show season 2)
Scooby's All-Stars (The Scooby-Doo Show season 3)
Don't Go Near the Fortress of Fear
- Captain Eddy: Meddling young fools! I could've gotten away with a King's ransom.
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
Season 1
- Mr. Conrad: I'd still be in business if it hadn't been for you pesky kids and that dog.
The Sludge Monster from the Earth's Core
- Mr. Buckston: Yes, and it would have taken the blame, if it weren't these pesky kids.
The Schnook Who Took My Comic Book
- Wendel McWendel: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you pesky kids and that puppy.
- Larry P. Acme: And I would have done it too, if it hadn't been for you kids and that puppy. He ate my costume!
- Prestina: And I would have gotten away with it to if...
- The Gang: We know. If it weren't for us pesky kids and a pup named Scooby-Doo.
- Molly the Moll: Yeah, and...
- Shaggy: Like, you would have worked too, if it hadn't for us pesky kids.
- Scooby-Doo: And that ruppy.
- Molly the Moll: Hey, how'd you know I was gonna say that?
- Mr. Dayton: I could have made a million bucks, if it weren't for these pesky kids and that pup!
- Mr. Forester: And they would've been mine, if it weren't for you pesky kids.
- Scooby-Doo: Ahem.
- Mr. Forester: Oh yeah, and your puppy too.
- Scooby-Doo: Thank you.
What's New, Scooby-Doo
Season 1
There's No Creature Like Snow Creature
- Avalanche Anderson: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you interloping adolescents.
- Velma: That's meddling kids.
- Avalanche Anderson: And that gluttonous mutt, I'd be famous again.
- Luis Cepeda: We would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling turistas.
- Janet Lawrence: And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
- Crawdad Mike: Sacré bleu. I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for y'all meddling kids.
- Daphne: I wonder how you say meddling kids in French.
It's Mean, It's Green, It's the Mystery Machine
- Susan Dinwiddie: Well, I'd never meant for the van to get so out of control, but you kids wouldn't stop meddling.
- Phylidia Flanders: That's right. And I would have succeeded, if not for you meddling kids.
- Terry: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling... kids.
- Velma: Technically, you did get away with it.
- Honey Hunsecker: I told you those kids were meddling.
- Henry Hunsecker: No, I told you.
She Sees Sea Monsters by the Sea Shore
- Crunchy Granville: And if it weren't for you meddling mainlanders, I would have gotten away with it too.
- William Fagen Higginson: And I suppose I'll have to go to jail for all the trouble I've caused.
- Walter Claphammer: I can't believe a great military mind like mine was outsmarted by four kids, and a mangy mutt.
- Vincent Wong: We wouldn't have gotten away with it if it weren't for you wonderful meddling kids.
- Chip Hernandez, Jr.: And Scooby-Doo.
- Ugo DiRinaldi: Si, and especially meddling bambinos.
- Steve Powell: And Luis Santiago has broken the record. He's broken the record. All with a little help from those meddling kids.
Season 2
- Melbourne O'Reilly: Yeah. And I would have stayed that way too, if it weren't for you meddling nippers.
- Gibby Norton: Yep. And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling off the road racers.
- Shari: I am the one who deserves the attention. ME! And that's just what I'm going to get, even in spite of you meddling kids!
- Steve and Stu Fortescu: And it would worked, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
- Meadow: If it weren't for you meddling kids, the Cat Creature would've crept away.
- Rutie Banez: I had to give you meddling perfect scores. I admit it ok?
- Penelope Bailey: Well, I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you pestering kids.
- Shaggy Rogers: That's meddling kids; with an "m".
- Jamison Steven Ripley: I would've gotten it too, if not for you meddling medieval kids.
- Dr. Armand Zola: You mean, you kids would dare to meddle with the future of mankind?
- Velma: Well, if the shoe fits.
- Velma: So why are you telling us?
- Henry Thornwald: Nobody's gonna believe a bunch of meddling kids!
- Susie Smythe: I would have been famous if it weren't for you meddling kids.
Season 3
- Verona Dempsey: Well, I knew that too. I swear I did! You guys believe me right? Right?
- Velma: Velma Dinkley. Still the best meddler in town.
- John Lawman: And they never would've been reactivated, if you kids hadn't been meddling around in my ranch house lab
- Fred Jones: I wasn't meddling there
- Daphne Blake: Me niether
- Velma Dinkley: Were you meddling?
- Shaggy Rogers: Not me.
- Scooby-Doo: Not me
- Fred Jones: For once, none of us were meddling.
- J.C. Chaze: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.
- Malachi Crunch: And they got away with it, even in spite of you meddling kids.
- Danica LeBlake: But then Daphne showed up with her meddling " ". And Guy and I had to lead you off my tracks.
- Nerville Poppenbacher: And it would've worked too, if it weren't for you meddling pups.
Diamonds Are a Ghoul's Best Friend
- Galina: And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling foreign kids.
A Terrifying Round with a Menacing Metallic Clown
- Smith Snipper: And I would have ruined it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
- Grey: Well, I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids in your cabin.
Gentlemen, Start Your Monsters!
- Jimmy: And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling grown-ups!
- Drill Sergeant Pine: And I would have gotten out of Fort Knox too, if it weren't for you meddling civilians; sirs and mams.
- Spencer Johnson: Well, I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling sand drips.
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Season 1
- Emmanuel Raffalo: Oh, it was foolproof. Genius! That is until you, you...
- Sheriff Bronson Stone: Meddling...
- Emmanuel Raffalo: Meddling. Yes, meddling kids and your blasted dog ruined everything!
- Gunther Gator: We would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling juveniles and your unauthorized investigation of our synthetic gator accessories.
- Rung Ladderton: And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling... peers.
- Bud Shelton: I would have succeeded too, if it weren't for you meddling brats probing my crustean-themed revenge scheme.
- Mary Anne Gleardan: I would have too, if it weren't for you committo boys quod puella!
- The Gang: Huh?
- Mary Anne Gleardan: (sighs) Loosely translated it means "Meddlesome kids" in Latin.
- Alice May: And I would have succeeded, too, if it weren't for you meddling schoolmates... of mine.
- Daniel Prezette: And I'd do it again if it weren't for the uncanny boy band knowledge of you meddling brats!
- Gill Littlefoot: The beautiful part is that because of my...
- Sheriff Stone: I believe the medical term is baby legs.
- Gill Littlefoot: No one would have ever suspected me. That is, until you meddling, gnome-hating, pirate-loving...
- Sheriff Stone: Yeah, yeah, shrimpo, we got the picture.
- Jax Minner: And it would have worked, too, if it weren't for...
- Max and Jax: My meddling brother!
- Jason Wyatt: Now Velma will never want to be my girlfriend. And she would have, too, if it weren't for my meddling mom!
- Sheila Altoonian: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling...
- Nan Blake: What's going on here?
- Shiela Altoonian: Ugh. Even now she's stealing my moment!
- Howard E. Roberts: That's when he had to fall. And he would have, too, if it weren't for the dark elder forces conspiring in the inky black of time most foul! Oh, and you meddling kids.
- Grandma Moonbeam: And I would have succeeded too, if it hadn't been for you meddling young people.
- Maxwell: Well, it might have worked, if it wasn't for you meddling kids. Am I right?
- The Gang: Uh, no.
- Velma: Don't think so.
- Shaggy: Not really.
- Amanda Smythe: My plan was genius! And I would have succeeded too, if it wasn't for your olfactory-challenged sidekicks.
- Professor Pericles: I am no one's sidekick.
- Scooby-Doo: You said it!
- Danny Darrow: Then, those meddling kids showed up.
- Mr. Wang I was going to be rich! And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you--
- Fred: (masks Mr. Wang with the White Wizard's head) Save it, Wang. We've heard it all before.
- Argus Fentonpoof: Gee! Uh, you know, none of this would have happened without you meddling kids. Thanks.
- Ernesto: And we would have, too, if that meddling mermaid had kept her fin to herself and never contacted you.
- Hot Dog Water: I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.
- Daphne: Another mystery solved.
- Fred: It still seems like something's missing.
- Hot Dog Water: (reads her fortune while getting in the police car) "Meddling kids and their dog will foil your plan."
- Fred: Yep. That would be it.
- Marion Spartan: I'm sorry, darling. I never meant to hurt you. I just wanted us to live a normal life. Which we could have if it weren't for those meddling sycophants.
- Fred Jones: You know, dad, Bucky would have gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for us meddling kids.
- Alice May: And it would have worked, too, if I hadn't been stopped by you, Miss meddling sassy pants!
- Fred Jones, Sr.: And I would have found them, too, if it weren't for you, my meddling-- Fred.
Season 2
The House of the Nightmare Witch
- Curator Vronsky: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you decadent bourgeoisie teenagers and your slobbering, democracy-loving dog!
The Night the Clown Cried II - Tears of Doom!
- Baylor Hotner: I had it all! And I would have been the world's greatest Hollywood thespian, too, if it hadn't have been for you small-town scene stealers
- Hobert Fiest: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you--you ROLE-PLAYING NERDS!
- Ned Fussbuster: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those bells. The bells! The bells!
- Butch Firbanks: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling polka haters.
- Evallo: Sadly, I, the evil count Evallo von Meanskrieg, would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for this Sheriff and his American-style barbecue.
- Gary: And we would have gotten away with it if any of you mystery, stink losers had lives.
- Dan Fluunk: And I would have done it, too, been somewhere warm by now, if it wasn't for you meddling snow-bound brats.
- Professor Pericles: And I would have gotten away with eliminating Cassidy if it weren't for you meddling kids.
- Benson Fuhrman: I wanted to show the entire world what they had done. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling, mutant animal-hating kids.
- Dr. Zin: Robot dog, meddling kids, man in bird suit, you have my thanks.
- Geroge Avacados: And I would have succeeded, TOO, if it weren't for Vincent van Ghoul.
- Traveler O'Flaherty: Seemed like it was right up our alley, and we'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you frittering snappers. Meddling kids!
- Professor Pericles: My plan, ruined by those meddling kinder.
- Francline: And I would have done it, too, been a huge success again, if it weren't for all y'all bread-hating health fanatics!
- Liberian: And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling romance killers.
- Professor Horatio: And I couldn't have done it without you meddling kids. You beautiful, brave, wonderful meddling kids!
- Prof. Andelusossa: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if... (sighs) if you had really loved me.
Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
Season 1
- Joe Simons: And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for... RUN!!! (Runs into a police car)
- Chuck Mangum: And I would have gotten away with it too, if I was smarter and planned it better.
- Thorn: And we would have gotten away with selling the doubloons and making millions if it weren't for you meddling kids!
- Carli: And I would have gotten away with it too if... well, no, actually I can't back that up. The odds were pretty much against me in hindsight.
- Dustin Wallswreath: And my plan would've been a home run too, if it wasn't for that meddling superfan.
- Professor Salazar: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling and in your case, (looks at Jeff) crazy and misguided kids!
- Colson McCready: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you...
- Daphne: Meddling kids, right? Right?
- McCready: Why yes. How did you know? That's remarkable! It's not like "meddling" is the obvious word in that context. I mean, it's a bit archaic of an expression but, yes, that's exactly what I was going to say.
- Bradwick Haverall: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you, my dear, sweet, meddling Daphne, and your vile friends!
- Velma: (Singing This Is How You Solve The Mystery)
So in summation this narration is my donation
To the art of mystery solving dictation.
Here's what the bad guys say when they play where the law forbids.
Would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
- Jeff Howard: Ah, you meddling kids got me. But at least this yeti costume has more done than paid for itself over the years.
- Mallory O'Neill: And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling human meatsacks. Wow, hehe, sorry, it's hard to get out of character.
- General Stall: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling... No not meddling. Starts with an "M".
- Colonel Peterson: Meddling has an "M".
- General Stall: What sounds like meddling?
- Shaggy: Meddling.
- General Stall: No, no. Complete this sentence: "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you BLANK kids".
- Fred: Meddling.
- General Stall: Different "M". Come on.
- Colonel Peterson: Take him away.
- General Stall: Yeah, you know? What you'd say if you were foiled by some teens in the 70s. Rhymes with "beddling".
Where There's a Will, There's a Wraith
- Trudy Lutz: And we would have gotten away with it...
- Ruby Lutz: If it weren't for you slumber-partying kids
- David: And I would have gotten away with it too, if...
- Alistair Leventhal: Oh be quiet, we didn't.
If You Can't Scooby-Doo the Time, Don't Scooby-Doo the Crime
- Stealin' Stan: I can finally enjoy my freedom, thanks to you meddling kids.
- Ed Johnson: (Trembling) A-and I would have gotten away with it if, if it wasn't for you meddling kids?
- Piero: I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling puppet haters.
- Daphne Blake: I like puppets.
- Dwayne: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling alligator.
- Fred: Uh, don't you mean meddling kids?
- Heidi Ho Swift: And this Betty would've stomped it with steeze if these posers hadn't checked my gaper gap.
- Velma: I think you got the gist of that.
- Daphne: Totally.
- Shaggy: Yep.
- Fred: Pretty much.
- Scooby-Doo: Which part means meddling?
- Colin McQuaid: Actually, everything you said, every single part of it - you got wrong!
- Velma: Yeah, yeah. You would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for us meddling blah, blah, blah. Er, I don't need an interpreter for that part.
- Jonathan: Meddlin'!
- Gustavo: And I would have all that loot for myself if it wasn't for you kids.
- Daphne: Meddling kids.
- Oopsy: And I would have gotten away with it too, hilariously I might add, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
- Ranger Mark: And we would have gotten away with it too, if you meddling kids weren't so excited to eat food out of the trash.
- Scooby-Doo: I'll live with that.
- Dayton Knight: And I would have gotten away with it too, if that meddling lawyer didn't discover that surprise envelope with evidence that proved who the Toxic Mutant really was.
- Daphne: You mean this? (hands the letter to Dayton revealing it was a drawing of Dayton being arrested as the Toxic Mutant)
Season 2
- Miguel: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for mimes! Always mimes. They're a plague on humanity. I hate mimes!
- Harvey: Blah, blah, blah, you meddling kids.
- Sheriff Boon: And I would have gotten away with it. Actually, I can't stay mad at my little meddling munchkins.
- Estelle Brady: Doby and I would have finally come in first place, if it wasn't for, I gotta say that very impressive song and dance routine. Well done. (Singing) Dancing toe to toe marvelous.
Mysteries on the Disorient Express
- International French Spy: (Speaking French with the other spies standing confused) Meddling kids.
- Mrs. Clune: You agree with me that this holiday is a disrespectful insult history and mankind's deep connection to the earth, but you still insisted on meddling?
- Velma: Eh, look, I talk a big game and it is kind of annoying. But in the end, I like candy. I'm not a monster.
- Mr. Kagawa: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you... (Sees Daphne) Hey, you're Daphne. Hey, look everyone, it's her Daphne!
- Violet Oberon: No, don't you get it? This is just a big performance art piece. I call it, "Me, alone with meddling kids". So, tada?
- Old Velma Dinkley: I had the idea for the airplane 20 years ago. And I would have destroyed the Wright Brothers precious plane, if it wasn't for you meddling really old people.
- Dr. Buggly: But Scrooge is terrible! I was going to make him kind and generous. Who care if I also got rich. If you kids hadn't meddled he'd be doing good in the world!
- Officer Soung: And I would have gotten away with it if you kids hadn't accidentally parked your van in the back of a space shuttle. I mean, seriously! You guys didn't realize you were carrying a extra 2.3 metric tons of meddling on board? Do you know what that does to your fuel levels, life support, navigational computers?
- Josh Stanley: And I would have gotten away with if...(realizes) Well, actually that's the problem. I've never gotten away with anything.
- Jack Stanley: Please Josh. Good boys don't yell in the house.
- Josh Stanley: Gah, these meddling rules!
- Lori Logan: My film would have been great too, if it wasn't for you meddling with it!
- Daphne: Now we officially meddled. Go for it.
- Saul Twinkelshine: This is beyond meddling. You ruined our lives. For what. Who cares if we close the club
- King Alexandros: My own son, a meddling traitor. Take him away!
- Prince Shlemielius: And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for the itching!
- Dorbin: And I would have gotten away with dressing up as a really mean plant based on a strange historic legend and chasing away people who didn't like goth music from an abandoned...ah forget it. I'm gonna become a stake punk. It's pretty straight forward
- Dillingsley: And I would have gotten away with it, if they had been what they appear to be: just meddling kids.
- Dr. Blum: My meddling totally beefed your meddling, hands down. You just got lucky
- Ms. Anja: I wish there was a Swedish word I could call you more appropriate than "meddling". But there isn't.
- Velma: "Inblandning"?
- Ms. Anja: Nah, doesn't have the same gusto.
- Velma: Agreed.
- Grammy Rogers: My meddling grandson just completely thwarted his granny; didn't he.
- Officer Mike: But you don't understand. I just wanted the jewel so I can buy pressies for my fluffy doggy. I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't your meddling little friends.
- Zara: Oh, Velma Dinkley and her big brain. So thinks so small. (Gets a text) Oh wait, hold on a second. (sends a long text) Sorry, where was I? Oh right. And I would have gotten away with it blah, blah, blah, we could have own the whole world you and I, if it wasn't for your meddling... big... heart. Take me away.
- Carl Baker: They caught me, Ma.
- Mrs. Baker: It's not your fault. It's these meddling witches. They cast spells on me and my poor innocent son and made us do it.
- Lydia: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling grown-ups.
The Curse of Half-Beard's Booty
- Karen: And I would have gotten away with half of Halfbeard's booty, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?
Season 1
- Caddy: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for meddling basketball legend and assist king and bowling aficionado, Chris Paul, and caddying legend, Shaggy Rogers!
A Mystery Solving Gang Divided
- Jebb: And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids. Um, all, uh, ten of you.
Peebles' Pet Shop of Terrible Terrors!
- Mr. Pebbles: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and Wanda Sykes, and Magilla Gorilla!
The Scooby of a Thousand Faces!
- Curator: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and Wonder Woman.
The Cursed Cabinet of Professor Madds Markson!
- Teller: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids; and Penn being so hard to fool.
- Janitor (When Urkel-Bots Go Bad!): And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids; and supernerd, Steven Quincy Urkel.
- Bill Tally: And I would have gotten my revenge too, if it weren't for you meddling kids; and that comedy legend, Jim Gaffigan.
Attack of the Weird Al-Osaurus!
- Pete: And we would have gotten away with it too.
- Pete: if it wasn't for you meddling kids, eh.
- Pete: And the musical stylings of Weird Al Yankovic.
- Weird Al Yankovic: (singing) Greedy, greedy greeeeeeeeedy!
- Sia's trainer: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids; and famous singer-songwriter, Sia!
- A.J. Dobbs: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling... (slammed with a pie in the face by Simone)
- Simone: Ta-da!
- Kenan Thompson: Timing.
What a Night, for a Dark Knight!
- The Joker: I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your talking dog. Oh, and Batman of course.
The Nightmare Ghost of Psychic U!
- Cafeteria lady: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and Whoopi Goldberg!
The Sword, the Fox and the Scooby-Doo!
- Coach Roachner: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids; and famous actor and alumnus Mark Hamill.
- Trickster: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and famous Justice Leaguer and superhero speedster, the Flash!
- Jimmy: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids; and famous actor, George Takei
- George Takei: Oh my.
- Poetry Slam promoter: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and famous actor and famous singer/multi-platinum alternative pop maverick, Halsey.
- Nana: And I would have never gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, so gracis.
- Velma: Ummm, you're welcome?
- Baz Bozzington: I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
- Madame Zobrinsky: And I would never gotten away with it, if it weren't for the hard work and dedication of Maddie Ziegler. Oh, and you meddling kids too.
The Wedding Witch of Wainsly Hall!
- Food truck chef lady: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and famous comedian Jeff Foxworthy.
- Malcolm McDowell: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, who like an idiot, I'd invited here.
- Xander: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and the Hex Girls.
The High School Wolfman's Musical Lament!
- Christian Slater: The song "Beautiful Meddling Kids"
- Jacques Pierre: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and science know-it-alls Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye.
Season 2
The Phantom, the Talking Dog and the Hot Hot Hot Sauce!
- John Lupointe: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and country music sensation Kacey Musgraves.
- Morgan Freeman: And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for these meddling kids and award-winning actor, yours truly, Morgan Freeman.
- Fred: Ah, Mr Freeman, I think they were supposed to say that last bit.
- Jeanene Snickersen: Oh no. No, no. That sounded so good.
- Jeremy Snickersen: Yeah, pretty great having you say it Mr Freeman. Thank you.
The Horrible Haunted Hospital of Dr. Phineas Phrag!
- Big Bob McAllister: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and the comedic stylings of famous actor and comedian, Kristen Schaal.
- Big Eddy Eats: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and competitive eating champ, Joey Chestnut.
- Cache Blanc: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and world famous supermodel, Gigi Hadid.
The Feast of Dr. Frankenfooder!
- Alton Brown: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and...well me I guess
- Marla: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and style icon, Tim Gunn.
- Johann Stever: Und I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids; and famous figure skater champion und gold medalist, Tara Lipinski.
- Ski Insturctor: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and gold medalist snowboard champion Chloe Kim.
- Caterer: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and boxing legend, Laila Ali.
The Internet on Haunted House Hill!
- Caretaker: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and videomaking, multimedia star Liza Koshy.
- Macklemore: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your talking dog. So...worth...it.
The Dreaded Remake of Jekyll & Hyde!
- Tabitha: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and amazing actress, singer, dancer and comedian, Sandy Duncan! I love you.
- Cameraman: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids; and famous TV personnel/reality and gameshow host, Alex Trebek.
Movies
Theatrical and live action
DTV (Direct to video)
Other
- Daphne: Okay, but you forgot to say meddling kids.
- Jabberjaw: and I won't, you can't make me say it
- Fred: Say what?
- Jabberjaw: Meddling kids, doo whoowhoowhoo.