"Beautiful Meddling Kids" is a song primarily sung by Christian Slater and Velma Dinkley about the reasons Slater ruined two proms, and his regrets in doing so.

Mystery Inc. celebrating.
Lyrics[]
Christian Slater:
And I would have gotten away with it,
If it's the last thing I did.
I would have gotten away with it
If it weren't for you meddling kids!
Meddling kids, meddling kids,
You beautiful meddling kids.
Velma:
That doesn't answer my question,
And now I really, really must pry
Mystery Inc.:
Why'd you do it Christian Slater,
Why? Why? Why?
Christian Slater:
The real reason?
The truth is so much simpler,
And as beautiful as a pearl,
Like any truth worth telling,
This story's about a girl.
Not you Simone.
Her name was Maryanne Mulrooney,
And she was an Irish dancer.
She asked me to dance Irish at the prom.
I was so afraid of looking like a fool.
I had my image to protect,
And I lost my head,
Too keep from Irish dancing,
I'd destroy the prom instead!
And I destroyed the second prom,
Ashamed of what I'd done,
Embarrassed to face Maryanne
I became the Werewolf again.
But I know that I was wrong,
And I'd apologize somehow
If only she were here,
Standing here right now.
Velma:
Well, about that.
Maryanne Mulrooney is here!
She's been here all along.
She's was a red herring that never made it
Into our red herring song!
Christian Slater: (spoken)
What do you say, Maryanne?
'Maryanne Mulrooney: (spoken)
Apology accepted.
Christian Slater:
Thanks to you meddling kids,
You beautiful meddling kids,
My life is now complete
With my Irish dancing, dancing, prancing feet.
Christian Slater and Mystery Inc.:
Meddling kids, meddling kids,
Oh, you beautiful meddling kids.
You crazy, kooky, beautiful meddling kids.
Meddling kids, meddling kids,
Meddling kids, meddling kids,
You beautiful meddling kids.
Scooby:
Scooby-dooby-dooby-Doo!
(Cracking a mirror ball, Velma's glasses and the camera lens)
Oops! Hehehe.
History[]
Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?[]
Season one[]
After Velma revealed his methods of doing so, Christian Slater explained to Mystery Inc. his motives for disguising himself as a werewolf and destroying his high school prom. According to Slater, he destroyed the event to avoid dancing with fellow classmate Maryanne Mulrooney. After his confession, Slater apologized to Mulrooney, who accepted his apology and danced with him.
Appearances[]
Notes/trivia[]
- This is the seventh and final song sung during The High School Wolfman's Musical Lament!.