Countess Hagula's Youth Juice

Countess Hagula's Youth Juice is a formula purporting to restore youth, with a disclaimer at the bottom (May not actually work).

Recipe

 * The shavings of cadmium yellow paint from any generic scary painting. One with a full moon and/or castle works best.


 * 1/3 cup pollen from the rare and endangered Star Orchid, which I coincidentally saw last weekend on display at the Crystal Cove Botanical Gardens.


 * 2 teaspoons Chateau Rouge Crimson Ruby Rose Bordeaux 1911. Easily procured in spooky wine cellars of pretentious restaurants.


 * Mix them all up in a bucket, garnish, gulp it all down, and sit in front of a mirror.

Continuity Goof
The recipe fails to mention the fourth ingredient, the priceless cursed ruby called The Devil's Eye.