Mr. Carswell


 * For the Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated character based on this one, see Deacon Carlswell.

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Physical appearance
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Personality
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Season two
He dressed up as the Ian Blair so he could take the money from his bank and no one would know it was him. Mystery Inc. met him when they found one of his bank guards lying unconscious in the middle of the road and brought him to Carswell's house. Carswell then proceeded to tie up the bank guard and lock him in the basement and then went after Scooby-Doo and the gang when he realized they held evidence that proved he was a thief.

In season four, Carswell returned after breaking out of a mental asylum where he was viciously raped for days at a time, causing him to completely lose any remaining sanity he had left and preventing him from having control over his bowels, leading to bouts of severe diarreah. Carswell blames Mystery Inc. or as he calls them, Mystery Stink.

Appearances

 * Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
 * 204. Jeepers, It's The Creeper

Quotes
"Blasted meddling turkeyneck, Taylor!"

"I'm going to fuck you into the dirt."

"Do you know what happens to a dog that gets fucked by lightning."

"Let's go, Mystery Stink. I'm all fucked up on PCP and I have the strength of ten turkeynecks."